1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:02,918 Hey, uh, the new golf course up the street is apparently 2 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:04,920 gonna have AI swing assessments. 3 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:07,756 Mnh. I'm not a fan of AI, even in golf. 4 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:09,216 I just think it's cheating. Like, you should-- Aah! 5 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:11,552 Oh, my God, Melissa! Are you okay?! I'm okay. 6 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,554 Girlfriend, no! I'm okay. I'm fine. 7 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,932 No, no. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. All right. All right. 8 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:17,852 Look, no spill. No problem. 9 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,312 Has she always walked with a limp? 10 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:23,857 No, she has not. Ohh. Ohh! 11 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,455 {\an8}Remember to do both sides of your math sheet 12 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:40,956 {\an8}and ask your mom if you need help. 13 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,792 {\an8}Yerr! Talent manager! Long time, no see. 14 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,461 {\an8}I saw you this morning when you dropped off Nick. 15 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,129 {\an8}True. But you know what, man? 16 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,756 {\an8}The days are long, dude. Mm. 17 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,632 {\an8}I ain't got no job. You know how it is. 18 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,593 {\an8}I think that it's really cool, by the way, 19 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,303 {\an8}that you drafted my son for your class. 20 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:55,763 {\an8}Yeah, I had to give up a couple 21 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,055 {\an8}future first-round picks for him. 22 00:00:57,056 --> 00:00:58,307 Oh, so it's like a rebuilding year. 23 00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,475 I'm kidding. 24 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,101 {\an8}Ah! You a funny dude. 25 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:02,478 {\an8}I like when you make jokes like that. 26 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:03,937 It's nice we get to chop it up like this. 27 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,314 {\an8}I'll see you in one sleep, dawg. All right? 28 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,607 {\an8}All right. All right. 29 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:11,487 All right, now. All right, now. 30 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:14,531 {\an8}Thanks for helping me with my math sheet, Mr. Eddie. 31 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,450 {\an8}Yeah. Of course, Jabari. That's what I'm here for. 32 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,327 {\an8}Now, I know math can be tricky, 33 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:19,912 {\an8}but I'm really proud of you for sticking with it. 34 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,331 {\an8}I like your cup. It has cool colors. 35 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:23,665 {\an8}Yeah? 36 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:25,959 {\an8}Well, then you might like this pencil. 37 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,169 {\an8}Thanks, Mr. Eddie. Mm-hmm. 38 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,337 Hey, Jabari. 39 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:29,838 {\an8}Mom, look what Mr. Eddie gave me. 40 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:32,174 {\an8}Wow! This is nice! Did you say "thank you"? 41 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,675 {\an8}He did. He's really great with that. 42 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:35,177 {\an8}Yes. He just loves being in your class, 43 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,179 {\an8}and he just loves you. Aww. 44 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,514 {\an8}You know, and I'm really appreciative because, 45 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,516 {\an8}between you and I, his daddy is a little... 46 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:41,892 you know. 47 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,852 Let's just say I'm happy that he has you 48 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:45,272 as a role model. 49 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,689 {\an8}Thank you. Thank you. 50 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,316 Look, it's nice to hear that I'm making a positive impact. 51 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,026 I used to underestimate it, 52 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:52,862 but connecting with the students is the best part of the job. 53 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:57,699 The smells are the worst. 54 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,493 You just put everything... 55 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:02,496 {\an8}Oh, oh, oh! 56 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:03,539 Are you good? 57 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:04,832 Oh, yeah. Never better. 58 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:05,875 Okay. 59 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,211 {\an8}Oh, were you gonna get coffee? 60 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,504 {\an8}'Cause I could use a cup 61 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,797 if you were gonna-- 62 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,215 You know what? I'm good. I got it. 63 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,883 Just, if you don't mind grabbing my cup. 64 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:17,010 And the pot of coffee. And, uh, cream. 65 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:19,721 And a little-- just a little sugar and a spoon. 66 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:23,100 And my cup's on the middle shelf on the left. 67 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,060 So you need help? 68 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:27,521 No. I'm good. I'm fine. Ah! 69 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,898 Melissa, you are clearly worse than you were yesterday. 70 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:32,025 You need to go to a doctor. I'm fine. 71 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:34,236 I just, you know-- It hurts before I have my coffee. 72 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,571 You're not fine. 73 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:36,905 You slept on the couch last night 74 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:38,407 because you couldn't make it upstairs. 75 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:39,825 And I know that because I heard you 76 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,243 peel yourself off the plastic this morning. 77 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:43,912 I fell asleep watching "Housewives", Jacob. 78 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:45,038 Get off my back. 79 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,123 It's okay to admit 80 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,749 you busted your ass, girl. 81 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,084 If I fell like you did, I'd be in the hospital. 82 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:50,502 But I never slip. 83 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:51,920 ♪ I never fall ♪ 84 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,213 ♪ A lot of hoes gimme they number ♪ 85 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:54,590 ♪ But I never call ♪ 86 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,592 ♪ And that's all ♪ 87 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,385 It's a little early, but, you know. Hey. 88 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,387 Melissa, why don't you just go to the doctor 89 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:01,930 and get that checked out? 90 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,390 What's a doctor gonna do, Barb? 91 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:05,225 Tell me I'm hurt, treat my ailments, 92 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,935 give me medicine to feel better? 93 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:08,604 Literally, yes. 94 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,273 Okay, so I'm gonna pay some schmuck an arm and a leg 95 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,442 to tell me what's wrong with my arm and my leg? 96 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,569 You hurt your arm, too? Ow! 97 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,570 That's a yes. 98 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,071 Plus, you go to a doctor, 99 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:20,449 they throw like 10 other diagnoses at you. 100 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,118 You go in with a bad back, you come out in a body bag 101 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:24,912 with a bill stapled to it. 102 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,956 No thank you. 103 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:31,293 Thank you, Mr. J. 104 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,086 Looks like she gave up on the coffee. 105 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:35,589 Speaking of-- time to put in cash for the new Keurig. 106 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,007 Contribute to your community. 107 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,800 Being broke is no excuse. 108 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:40,052 Happy to. 109 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,304 Ooh, this is crisp. 110 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,807 You know, I-I would if I had any cash to. 111 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:47,643 Oh. What's your deal? 112 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:51,271 So, two weeks ago, Barbara asked to borrow $5 cash 113 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:53,273 so that she could tip her nail lady. 114 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,150 I had some on hand, and she's my GOAT, 115 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,652 so, boom, I lent it to her. 116 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,278 No problem. 117 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:01,782 But she hasn't paid me back yet. Problem. 118 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:02,991 Why not just ask Barbara for the money back? 119 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,242 It's just five bucks. 120 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:05,577 Exactly. 121 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:08,330 It'll just make me look cheap and petty. 122 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,790 Besides, it's the principle. 123 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,667 I would never forget if I owed somebody money. 124 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,294 Well, that's interesting because you owe me $300. 125 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,672 And guess what-- I think about that every day. 126 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,298 Okay. 127 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:19,675 Hey, really good job today, Jabari. 128 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,677 But remember to work on your short "A" sounds 129 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,929 like hat, fan, tap-- 130 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,890 Dad! Yeah. That's-- That's one, too. 131 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,183 Oh, yeah. Got it. 132 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:29,851 Hey. You Gregory Eddie? 133 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:31,853 Yeah. I'm Darnell, Jabari's dad. 134 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,105 Nice to meet you, Darnell. 135 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,650 Yeah, nice to meet you, too. 136 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,859 I heard you gave my son a pencil. 137 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,362 Yeah, it was one of the ones I had just lying around, 138 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,489 and he really liked the colors, so... Cool. Yeah. 139 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,200 No, his mom says he likes you a lot... 140 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,285 that y'all like to chitchat all day. 141 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:49,496 Yeah, I mean, it's-- it's more teaching 142 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:50,956 than anything, but-- 143 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,624 Just heard you were giving out pencils and whatnot. 144 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,377 I-I didn't really understand what was going on. 145 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,838 Just trying to make sense of the situation. 146 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,466 Mm-hmm. 147 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,385 Look, maybe we should, uh, start over, 148 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,053 maybe have a conversation when Jabari's not here. 149 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:06,513 Oh, no, no, no, no. 150 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:08,557 You don't get to decide what my son can see. 151 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,058 He can handle a little tough talk. 152 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,393 He's seen worse. 153 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,894 We watch "Power" together all the time. 154 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:14,229 Uh, okay. 155 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:15,731 Well, he shouldn't be watching that. 156 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,065 I'm sorry. Are you saying I'm not a good dad? 157 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:19,901 No, no, no. Look, I-I hear you, okay? 158 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,153 What can I do to fix this? 159 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,238 Cut the chitchat. 160 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:25,574 Don't give the boy no pencils. Period. 161 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,908 Got it. 162 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,910 Okay. Let's go. 163 00:05:28,911 --> 00:05:30,579 We out. I guess I'll give him pens, then. 164 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,914 I'm sorry. You mumble something, playa? No, mnh-mnh. 165 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,082 No. Yeah, you definitely said something 166 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,375 to that camera over there. 167 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:36,918 See, you think you Deadpool. 168 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:39,421 Look, I don't really know what's going on, okay? 169 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,048 See, we just met for the first time and I'm not-- 170 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,591 So now I'm a deadbeat? No, I'm not-- 171 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,926 Now I'm a deadbeat? I'm not saying that at all. 172 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:47,596 I think what we need is a little parent/teacher night. 173 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,181 Great. Let me just real quick check my schedule. 174 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,099 Parent/teacher fight night. 175 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,768 What? 176 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,102 I'm gonna kick your ass. 177 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:55,771 Today, I gotta get a haircut. 178 00:05:55,772 --> 00:06:00,275 But tomorrow, 3:00 p.m., outside, me and you. 179 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:03,403 Bring the heat. And don't bring no pencils. 180 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:04,698 Let's go, Jabari. We out. 181 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,452 Tell me, was he hinting or... No, he was pretty clear. He wants to whoop my ass. 182 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,620 Who's getting their ass whooped? Gregory. 183 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:12,621 'Bout time. I mean, no one. 184 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,164 A parent wants to fight me. 185 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,957 Ooh, a parent wants to do what? Fight me. 186 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,459 You remember Jabari's dad from your class? 187 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,128 Oh, that young man is a piece of work. 188 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:21,797 What, like a s-strong piece of work? 189 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,965 You know, this happens often with the male teachers. 190 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:26,134 Especially when the father isn't around much. 191 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:28,095 They feel threatened, so they want to threaten. 192 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,639 Well, I'm obviously not gonna fight a student's dad, okay? 193 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,307 I'm not some uncivilized ruffian. 194 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:33,475 Why would you even say it like that? 195 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,810 That's the kind of talk 196 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:35,977 that makes people want to beat your ass. 197 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:37,145 You know he's gonna lose. 198 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:38,647 Duh. 199 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,440 But I'm opening this up for bets regardless. 200 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,526 Hey! You guys talkin' fights and bets without me? 201 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,486 I'm on my way. Don't close the books. 202 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,988 There isn't gonna be a fight. 203 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:48,657 Darnell was probably just having a bad day. 204 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:49,825 His name is Darnell? 205 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,327 Darnell vs. Gregory! 206 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:53,328 Name wise, he's a clear winner. 207 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:54,871 You going with Gregory? 208 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:56,248 I thought we settled on the Baltimore Bobcat? 209 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,125 Look, he's all talk, okay? 210 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,752 Who-- Who-- Who-- Who postpones a fight to get a haircut first? 211 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,796 Nothing more dangerous than a Black man with a fresh haircut. 212 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,339 You are cooked. 213 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,841 Oh, we hanging outside of Janine's classroom now? 214 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,175 Guys, put it in the Slack. 215 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,844 No, a parent wants to fight Gregory. 216 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,804 A West Philly Darnell wants to fight Gregory. 217 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,848 That's how "Fresh Prince" began. 218 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,349 We can't lose Gregory to Bel-Air. 219 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:15,517 He can't afford it. Okay, look. Enough. 220 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,852 There isn't gonna be a fight. 221 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,270 Then why even tell us about it? 222 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,688 I wasn't. I was talking to Janine. 223 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,690 Ever heard of former welterweight champion 224 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,275 Milton "Iceman" McCrory? 225 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,359 No. Good. 226 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,194 Training starts tomorrow. 227 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:28,363 Look, I just think maybe you should really... Training. 228 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:29,865 Training is a good idea. 229 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:32,868 Hey, guys. I go-- Wait up. 230 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,203 Come on, come back. Start over. 231 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:36,623 Ow. 232 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:40,876 Top of the morning, Abbott Elementary. 233 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,335 How you doin'? 234 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:43,879 What, you went bionic overnight or something? 235 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,130 Or something! 236 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,716 Who is ready to have a great day? 237 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,509 Whoa. Coffee. Coffee? 238 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:52,137 You look great. So you went to the doctor? 239 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,139 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to the doctor. 240 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,932 Dr. Feel Good, M.D. 241 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,726 Incredibly redundant, but go on. 242 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,561 I found some painkillers at the house, 243 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:02,522 and I am feeling brand spankin' new, kids. 244 00:08:02,523 --> 00:08:03,899 Those are mine. Look. 245 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:07,277 For Jacob Hill from 2014, 246 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:10,739 when he/I got his/my wisdom teeth pulled, 247 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,825 and now he/I is/am pretty miffed. 248 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,660 Ooh. Melissa! 249 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,537 These are way past expired. 250 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,581 Eh, they still work if you double 'em up. 251 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,584 And now, because I am feeling so good, 252 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:25,421 I am gonna go for that fancy sugar. 253 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,590 Ew! 254 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,717 No! Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name! 255 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,719 Ugh. Looks like a rotten plum. 256 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,679 Melissa, that needs medical attention. 257 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,932 You might feel good, but we don't, looking at that ankle. 258 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,934 God, that's horrible. Okay! 259 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,937 God! I will go see the nurse. 260 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,022 Just get off my case. 261 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,399 And leave the pills. 262 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,655 Mm-mm-mm. 263 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:55,116 Well, it is feeling like a pretzel kind of day. Yes. 264 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:58,453 Well. Oh, heck, that's a five. 265 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:01,164 Well, darn. That's another five. 266 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,290 Another one. 267 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,292 Come on now. One, two, three, four. 268 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,627 Five singles. 269 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,962 God is good. 270 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,421 Well, okay, so for those following, 271 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,966 that's, uh, two fives and then five ones, 272 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,342 which is 15, 273 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:13,969 three times the amount of five. 274 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,929 Very good, Janine, quick math. 275 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,806 Your students are lucky to have you. 276 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,475 Yes, they are. Ooh. 277 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,978 I'll make you them chicken tenders and that mac 'n cheese. 278 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,271 Good morning, Jabari. 279 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,272 Hey, Lisa, can I talk to you for a second? 280 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,982 Yeah. Go to your seat, baby. 281 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,441 All right. 282 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:30,235 Hey, so I met Jabari's father yesterday. 283 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,988 Mm. He seems to have something against me. 284 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,991 Um, I was wondering if either you or Jabari 285 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,742 mentioned me around him. 286 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,995 Around Darnell? Please, Mr. Eddie. 287 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,162 We barely even talk. 288 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,622 Except I was telling him 289 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:44,582 how kind and understanding you are with Jabari. 290 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:47,002 And how much Jabari loves and respects you. 291 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,503 And matter of fact, I did mention 292 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:50,714 how much of a good role model you are for Jabari 293 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:53,425 and how much you'd be a really good role model for Darnell, too. 294 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,552 And then I called him a scrub and Jabari was like, 295 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,595 "Mm-hmm. True." 296 00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,514 Yeah, the threats make a little bit more sense. Yup. 297 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,266 Oh, my God. Did he threaten to fight you? Mm-hmm. 298 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,519 That is classic Darnell. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 299 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,854 He is always tryna start stuff. 300 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,272 No need to apologize. 301 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,190 I'm just relieved to know 302 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,525 he's not actually planning to fight me. 303 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,360 Oh, no, no, no. He gonna fight you. 304 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:13,778 That's what he gonna do. 305 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,196 He's always tryna start stuff successfully. 306 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:16,448 So he gonna hit you with a couple body blows. 307 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,824 Then he'll be good. 308 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,200 You're gonna wanna guard the back of your head. 309 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,286 All right, Jabari, I love you, baby. Be good. 310 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,747 Wow. So, I heard all of that. 311 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,623 What I need you to know is, as a fellow educator, 312 00:10:25,624 --> 00:10:28,418 I got your back, brother, okay? 313 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,503 Unless he, like, real tall 314 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:33,048 and got, like, a veiny neck and a chainsaw arm. 315 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:36,718 I don't need backup, okay? I can take him. 316 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,054 I'm also not gonna fight a student's dad. 317 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,556 Gregory, denial is not gonna protect those cheekbones, okay? 318 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,558 We gotta come up with a plan. Were you eavesdropping? 319 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:46,561 And I'm glad he was because we really need to face facts here. 320 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:47,729 This guy might really want to hurt you. 321 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,356 Why all y'all in my classroom? 322 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,690 Greg, we're coming up with a plan to save your life. 323 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:51,983 Keep up. 324 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,443 I can come in here whenever I want. 325 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:54,986 Now, before the fight, I'm gonna come at you 326 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,696 disguised as a roguish assailant. 327 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,908 You kick my ass, and then Jabari's dad will think twice 328 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,576 before a round of fisticuffs with you, killer. 329 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:02,786 Yeah. Yes. 330 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,079 So it's settled. We gonna jump Jacob. 331 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,500 There isn't going to be a fight. 332 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,754 Right? No, of course not. 333 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:17,300 But maybe you just leave your class five minutes early 334 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,677 every day for the rest of the year to be safe. 335 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,179 The kids are resilient. 336 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,931 Look, I'm not running away before school's over, 337 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:26,186 but I'm also not going to fight. 338 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,436 R-Right. Right. 339 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:32,148 But if there is a fight, I will show up for you, 340 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,900 and I'll bring CSI and Miami. 341 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,068 Okay, Gregory doesn't need backup. 342 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,277 He's really strong. 343 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,071 Okay, well, fight me then. 344 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,864 There you are. I've been waiting at the Rocky steps all morning. 345 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,324 Coulda text me or something. 346 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,701 Eat these. We got beef to pound. 347 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:44,869 Yeah. So what you gonna do-- 348 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,454 Get out. All right. 349 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:48,373 Oh. That's interesting. 350 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,458 What? My heart? What's wrong with it? 351 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:53,294 I can't be sure, but it sounds like 352 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:56,423 you need to go to a doctor and stop wasting my damn time. 353 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,799 Oh, not this again. 354 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,634 You are falling apart. What do you want me to do? 355 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:02,137 Call your mama and send you home? 356 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,263 Yeah, I'd love to go home. 357 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,472 You need to go to a doctor 358 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,099 before you exacerbate these injuries 359 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,643 or cause more from overcompensating. 360 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,311 Eh, what do you know? 361 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:11,980 Oh, my back! 362 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,815 Oh. 363 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,111 I think you need this more than me. 364 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,363 That... 365 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:23,450 Hey, Barbara. Hey. 366 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,326 I just wanted to come in here and keep you updated 367 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,954 on the latest technology. 368 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,332 Have you heard of a new enterprise called Venmo? 369 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,835 It was really eating at me to watch Barbara eat those pretzels 370 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,795 while she still owes me $5. 371 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,130 And she didn't even offer me any, 372 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,340 which is crazy because I love pretzels. 373 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,800 Famously. 374 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,011 They're cute, a little twisted... 375 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,680 and salty like me when I've been wronged. 376 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,348 So I'm gonna fix this. 377 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,851 I know all about MenVo, Janine. 378 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,311 Sometimes I send Melissa a few dollars 379 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,855 and an emoji just to say hello. 380 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,357 And other times, I send Gerald a penny emoji 381 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:59,235 and a penny just to say "a penny for your thoughts." 382 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,362 Mm-hmm. Okay. 383 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,531 You know you can send emojis for free, right? 384 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:06,284 I did not. Hmm. 385 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,704 You know, if you wanted to send anyone else money on there, 386 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,372 you could. 387 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,249 Are we friends on Venmo? 388 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,876 Because you'll never guess my username. 389 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,837 It's Janine Teagues, and I'm wearing, you know, this 390 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,298 in the little profile picture 'cause it's a picture of me. 391 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:23,051 So if you wanted to look for it or anything. 392 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,260 Oh. 393 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,554 Thank you for reminding me. 394 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:31,142 I meant to send my church a praise hands emoji and $100 395 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,020 because tithing has gone digital. 396 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,523 Won't He digitally do it? 397 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,737 Hey, son. Hey, Dad. 398 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,864 Um, look, I need some advice. 399 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,616 Well, you caught me at work. I'm on my break. 400 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,034 What's going on? 401 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:52,455 So one of my students has a parent that, um... 402 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,083 wants to get into a physical altercation with me. 403 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,585 What? That absolutely should not happen. 404 00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,505 Thank you. That is what I've been saying this whole time. 405 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,215 You're this kid's teacher, 406 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,592 and grown adults should not be fighting anyway. 407 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:07,262 Exactly. I-I feel like I've been living in the Twilight Zone. 408 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,931 Eddie men do not fight. 409 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,267 Right. But we do fight back. 410 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:15,270 Huh? You can't just stand there and get your ass beat. 411 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,939 If he swings first, it's on! 412 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:21,109 Parent of a student or not, you put your hip into it 413 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,777 like this right here. 414 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:25,113 You know, down goes Frazier! Like I taught you. 415 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,282 Down goes Frazier! Yes, sir! 416 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,242 All right, Dad, I gotta go. 417 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,453 Call me back and tell me how you won, son. 418 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,290 Mwah! Like that right there! 419 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,711 Ding, ding, ding. Time to fight. 420 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:43,965 Wow. Two no shows? In the event of a cancellation, 421 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,258 the house keeps the money. 422 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,593 Ooh, I think that's him right there. 423 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,094 Yeah, that's him. He got that mad walk. 424 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,638 My bad, y'all. Parking is crazy around here. 425 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,640 Oh, yeah. It's that golf course up the street, ain't it? 426 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,475 Yeah, you heard they building houses, too? 427 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,477 I bet we ain't gonna see the inside of 'em. 428 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,478 I know that's right. 429 00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,355 Oh. There he is. 430 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,316 Come on down, Playboy. 431 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,234 Uh-huh. 432 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,861 Gregory, you don't have to do this. 433 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,321 It's not up to him, sweetheart. 434 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,781 Did you hear the tenor of those knuckle cracks? 435 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,658 That is a man determined. 436 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,118 You showed up today. 437 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:15,121 That is so brave and, honestly, so attractive. 438 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,999 No. Look, you need to go. He's gonna kill you. 439 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,500 Look, he knows where I work, okay? 440 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,461 I'm just trying to put an end to this. 441 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,463 And don't worry. I'm going with Jacob's plan. 442 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,672 That makes me worry even more. 443 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,090 I'm desperate here. 444 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,011 Hey, Gregory Eddie! 445 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,595 Yeah. 446 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,767 I heard you've been talking trash... 447 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,309 ...about gay people. 448 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,518 Whoa! What? 449 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,687 No, no, no. Just-- Just go with it. 450 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,522 No, no, break character. No, stop! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 451 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:42,982 First you cross me. 452 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,193 Now I'm hearing tell of homophobia. 453 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,861 Gregory. Janine! 454 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,821 I didn't know, I d-- I'm not. I'm not. I'm really-- 455 00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,823 You got regressive views, Gregory. 456 00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,200 That's not cool, man. 457 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,243 We think my cousin's cousin might be gay. 458 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:57,705 Now I gotta beat your ass for me, for Jabari, 459 00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,542 for him, and for Frank Ocean. 460 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,253 Hey! Move it! The fight has started. 461 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,380 They skipped the weigh-in. 462 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,757 Okay. I'm coming. 463 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,761 Okay. I'm coming. 464 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,888 I'm right behind ya, Mr. J. 465 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,223 I'm... 466 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,185 I'm getting there. 467 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,686 All right, I got your back, man. 468 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,729 Now open up, say, "Ahh." 469 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,022 I put six Capri-Sun in here. 470 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,565 All different flavors. I'm good. 471 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,442 When you gonna let me in, man? 472 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:30,238 I'm coming. I'm coming. 473 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,614 All right, gang, it's on and poppin'. 474 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,408 Any last-minute action? 475 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,703 Oh! I got five on it. 476 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,205 Really? Here, buddy. 477 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,331 Feel better, now? 478 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,749 Somewhat. 479 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,502 Wait up! 480 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,795 Ow! 481 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,256 No bets less than $10, you paupers! 482 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,757 Shoot. I'm short. 483 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,259 Yeah. 484 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,680 Janine, can I borrow that five, please? 485 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,891 Thank you. There you are. 486 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,768 You really need to learn boundaries, Janine. 487 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:01,811 Mm-hmm. 488 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,731 No. Yeah, I see the pattern. 489 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,274 But it's Barbara. 490 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,317 Don't let 'em start without me! 491 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,571 Okay. Okay. All right. 492 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,906 Just three steps. Come on, you can do it. 493 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,575 No biggie. 494 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,326 Ahhh! 495 00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:18,619 I need to go to the doctor. 496 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,913 All right, let's get this over with. 497 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,498 Jabari think I'm in the bathroom. 498 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,210 He gonna think I fell in. 499 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,383 You know what, Darnell? 500 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,969 You can hit me if you need to. 501 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,929 But I'm not gonna fight you. 502 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,973 What? Forfeit is crazy. 503 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,475 At least get disqualified. 504 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:44,564 I get it. You upset. But we both on Team Jabari. 505 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,400 Yeah. So? So we fight each other right now 506 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,319 we're no longer on the same team. 507 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,029 Now, Jabari is doing extremely well 508 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,323 and that's partly because I'm a real good teacher to him. 509 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,201 But if I hit you, I become something else to him entirely. 510 00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,660 And I'm not willing to let that happen. 511 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,537 So you do what you gotta do. 512 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:04,250 Go ahead. Sucker-punch him. 513 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,341 You know what? I'mma be the bigger man. 514 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:17,345 But just know, if Jabari's grades start slipping, 515 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:22,141 I'm coming back up here, I'm gonna beat your ass. 516 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,309 All right? 517 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,355 All right. 518 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,189 All right. 519 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,900 I'll see y'all at report card pick up. 520 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,693 Oh, my God. 521 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,821 I feel, like, so alive. 522 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,823 I mean, nothing gets me more fired up 523 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,033 than nonviolent conflict resolution. 524 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,368 Yeah, you better run. 525 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,536 I do-- I don't think he can hear you. 526 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,537 Yeah. Thank goodness. 527 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,704 Well, look at that. 528 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,748 Talent manager. Conflict manager. 529 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:48,709 That boy do it all. Good job, man. 530 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,212 Now, uh, which one of y'all has seen my son? 531 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,757 Just kidding. He is right here... 532 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:55,842 in my heart. 533 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,009 Where is he? Karate class. 534 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,052 Okay. 535 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,137 The house wins. 536 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:02,849 Don't make those faces. We just paid for the Keurig. 537 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,892 Oh! All right. 538 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,352 Not bad. 539 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,230 Whoa. Whoa, Melissa. 540 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,524 You okay? Yeah. Grade 2 ankle sprain, 541 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,568 wrist bruise, knee abrasion. 542 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,069 So, yeah, like I said, no biggie. 543 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,737 Glad I got it checked out. 544 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,242 Ooh, wee! 545 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,909 Net positive? I'll take it. 546 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,369 Uh-huh. Yeah. 547 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,871 All right. I should get to class. 548 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,163 Have a good day. You too. 549 00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:27,582 And if anyone else 550 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,917 tries to fight you, you tell me, all right? 551 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,878 Remember I showed you those pressure points? 552 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,212 Oh, yeah, I remember. 553 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,672 I was passed out for like two hours. 554 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,175 I know you were faking it. You're a terrible actor. 555 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,260 Gregory is not just a good teacher. 556 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,096 He's a good man. 557 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,015 I'm happy he didn't fight. 558 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,268 Although he could have taken him if it came down to it. 559 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,270 Have I mentioned he's strong? 560 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,106 Like so strong. 561 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,566 Good morning, Mr. Eddie. 562 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,443 Good morning. Welcome, Jabari. 563 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,111 Go to your seat, baby. 564 00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:00,114 You know, I heard you diffused Darnell. 565 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,574 That couldn't have been easy. 566 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,618 You know, Jabari's last teacher swung on him. 567 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,039 His last teacher? Mm-hmm. 568 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:07,872 Oh, Barbara? 569 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,582 Yep. Mm-hmm. Yeah. 570 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:13,377 But don't worry. He doesn't know what happened. 571 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,463 Good. 572 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,924 These kids are really lucky to have you. 573 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,926 Bye, Mr. Eddie. 574 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,594 Bye, baby. Bye. 575 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,056 Be good. Okay. 576 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,975 I used the pencil to do my math homework. 577 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,229 Oh, yeah. Let's take a look at it. 578 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,940 Okay. Yeah. Number three is wrong. 579 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,692 But it's okay. That's why pencils have erasers. 580 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,235 Okay, I'll try again. 581 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:39,487 Okay. 582 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:43,074 Connecting with your students... 583 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,328 is still the best part of the job. 584 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:51,290 Melissa, I am so proud of you for finally going to the doctor. 585 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,668 Yeah, now I just gotta get him to leave me alone. 586 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,127 "Book your next appointment. 587 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,004 Make sure you keep weight off your leg. 588 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,674 Quit taking other people's meds." That was me this morning. 589 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,509 {\an8}What, did he tell you the same thing? Oh, she's going down! 590 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,345 {\an8}Oh! Oh! Sweet Jesus! 591 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,846 {\an8}Oh! 592 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,515 {\an8}Y'all must have forgot I'm me. 593 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,350 {\an8}Respect, respect. Oh, Jesus. 594 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,102 {\an8}Impressive, impressive. Oh, my... 595 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,687 {\an8}I told y'all, I never slip. 596 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,022 {\an8}Reflexes like a cat owned by Jackie Chan, baby. 597 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:18,025 {\an8}But, um, yeah. Were they in shock? 598 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:21,321 {\an8}Good. 'Cause I'm not gonna lie. That hurt like hell.